She's a 42-year-old MILF who's learned that sex begins after 40. And get this: She can even squirt on demand! She was the church lady. The woman down the block who dropped her two kids off at school in the morning, went home to clean the house and sold some cosmetics door-to-door in the afternoon. She was the woman-next-door. The average, everyday housewife, living the average, everyday life. Her sex life was nothing special. In fact, it was boring. Nothing we'd write about.