Johnny somehow married a bartender last night, and he doesn't even remember it! He wakes up in the morning to find a ring on his finger and Juelz Ventura coming out of the bathroom, his new wife. She recounts the night of debauchery and marriage to her new husband, who can't believe what the fuck he's hearing. But when she points out that he popped the question after she told him she loves anal sex, he admits that he's a sucker for a puckered asshole. Will there be an anal annulment? Not before copious amounts of married ass pounding!