You guys, we've got a new favorite girl here on NaughtyMag. Her name is Chase, and she's the perfect example of a homegrown, brand-new and corn-fed American girl. She was working as, get this, the girl in the bird outfit in front of Red Robin when she decided that minimum wage bullshit wasn't for her. If you ask us, it's a crime against mankind to keep her tight body hidden underneath all those feathers.