Bea Cummins, our 66-year-old wife from Kentucky, is sitting on a couch, hearing about her options for retirement. But Bea isn't interested in hearing about retirement plans. That's boring as shit. And you'd think this guy would notice that she's sitting there with her tits practically hanging out of her dress and stroking his leg. On one hand, Bea looks so repectable, so normal. On the other hand, you know she wants it.