We caught the new ballet instructor spying on us while we were changing. He was much meaner than our normal instructor. We wanted to get better at doing splits so he whipped out his penis and said that sitting on it would stretch us! My best friends and I thought he was crazy, but we were willing to do anything to become better ballerinas. Not only did it feel good, but we felt way more flexible after the whole ordeal. He even sprayed us with special lube from his penis that would help us even more. We found it weird that after this lesson he got chased out by security, but regardless this one one of the best lessons my friends and I have ever had :)